Dixie Cup™and a Big Gulp™
Shopped for a bra today,
I’d rather shop for shoes.
Victoria’s Secret™ is still one
‘cause I’m clueless.
What a bust.
Room spun ‘round,
so confused.
Miracles, wonders, angels,
flying around my head,
such lust.
Fluff and satin, boas and lace,
teddies bare,
were in that place.
A real must.
Somewhere ‘tween
a Dixie cup™
and a Big Gulp,™
Can I be on Victoria’s Honor roll with a C Plus?
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